This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.
I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it.
THIS FUCKED ME UP
Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.
Anonymous said: I cry all the time. Lately school has been hard for me and I've started cutting for the first time. I've told my parents and they say that it's because I'm on tumblr all day and I lock myself in my room. The only reason I do that is because I feel bad. I've also asked a few friends and most say I have nothing to be upset about, that I have a perfect life and I just need to get ove myself. Everyone closest to me is just finding my problems annoying and I don't know who to go to anymore
please dont cry :( i aslo suffered from self harm but ive been clean for about two months now. i just thought about those scars being on my body forever reminding me bad times. please get help if you cant stop okay?
as for your friends, they dont sound like very good friends, as a friends should understand you and accept you, but they dont sound like their doing that. you have to be assertive in this situation and tell them that something is not right and that you have been really sad lately. i would try to tell your parents to get you to see a therapist- they really help
one website i found useful was http://www.samaritans.org/ they are great. you can email call, text etc and it is COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL 100% so dont worry about that :)
i am always here and i can message you privately if you want i am ALWAYS here to talk okay? i love you stay strong cutie patootie :)
I was watching Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D the other night when my Dad pointed at Clark Gregg and said, “I knew him, I went to college with him.”
So after perusing my Dad’s old yearbook, we discovered this:
DEM PANTS THO.
Enjoy this little beauty tumblr friends.
that gif can never be used again because the pinnacle has been reached