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The happiest child in the world. »
Oct 20, 2014 / 356 notes
gif-guy:

Other Funny Gifs http://gif-guy.tumblr.com/
Oct 20, 2014 / 297 notes
thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
Oct 20, 2014 / 477,050 notes

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

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Oct 20, 2014 / 107,461 notes

b00ksandp0ems:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.

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Oct 20, 2014 / 734,027 notes

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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Oct 20, 2014 / 495,172 notes

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

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Oct 20, 2014 / 97,863 notes

why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius

  • ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
  • ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
  • ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
  • ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
  • ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR
Oct 20, 2014 / 364,579 notes

theonewhosawitall:

dangerhamster:

(x)

British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

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Oct 20, 2014 / 3 notes

Anonymous said: I cry all the time. Lately school has been hard for me and I've started cutting for the first time. I've told my parents and they say that it's because I'm on tumblr all day and I lock myself in my room. The only reason I do that is because I feel bad. I've also asked a few friends and most say I have nothing to be upset about, that I have a perfect life and I just need to get ove myself. Everyone closest to me is just finding my problems annoying and I don't know who to go to anymore

tylerstroyeboy:

please dont cry :( i aslo suffered from self harm but ive been clean for about two months now. i just thought about those scars being on my body forever reminding me bad times. please get help if you cant stop okay? 

as for your friends, they dont sound like very good friends, as a friends should understand you and accept you, but they dont sound like their doing that. you have to be assertive in this situation and tell them that something is not right and that you have been really sad lately. i would try to tell your parents to get you to see a therapist- they really help

one website i found useful was http://www.samaritans.org/ they are great. you can email call, text etc and it is COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL 100% so dont worry about that :)

i am always here and i can message you privately if you want i am ALWAYS here to talk okay? i love you stay strong cutie patootie :)

if you have any problems you would like me to address, you can message me or my friend b who runs an advice blog here :)

Oct 20, 2014 / 72,605 notes

Wait, Dad, you knew Agent Coulson?!

audreyii-fic:

udchibi:

I was watching Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D the other night when my Dad pointed at Clark Gregg and said, “I knew him, I went to college with him.”

Wait.

DAD.

WAT?!

So after perusing my Dad’s old yearbook, we discovered this:

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DEM PANTS THO.

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Enjoy this little beauty tumblr friends.

that gif can never be used again because the pinnacle has been reached

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